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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 16:59

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Tea ?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Was Adam white or black (African)?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : I'm 24.

He : Then let's have some coffee

What is the meaning behind people claiming to hear voices of God in their heads without anyone else hearing them? Is this a sign of mental illness or possession by an evil spirit?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

Me : Thank you.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

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By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : I don't drink

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

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He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Sure.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

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He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : No

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

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He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

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He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?